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Goat Security

Stop being surprised.

Goat Security is the umbrella for a small set of in-house projects. The most visible is the Stake and Rope podcast. We do not currently sell software.

A Goat Security project

Stake and Rope

Tech satire for the people on call.

A satirical roundtable podcast reacting to real tech news. Each week, three of a recurring bench show up: maybe the burned-out SRE who's stopped being surprised, maybe the legacy sysadmin who's seen this before in a previous decade, maybe the paranoid CISO measuring second-order effects, maybe the founder who can spin any disaster into a thread, maybe the DBA who is contemptuous of work but not people. Others rotate in as the story calls for them. The retired sysadmin turned goat farmer sits in regardless. New episodes weekly, ~15 minutes each.

Listen on

  • Apple Podcasts
  • Spotify
  • Overcast
  • Pocket Casts
  • RSS

Distribution is being set up. Links will populate when the show is published.

Stake and Rope podcast cover art