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Goat Security

Stop being surprised.

Goat Security is the umbrella for a small set of in-house projects. The most visible is the Stake and Rope podcast. We do not currently sell software.

A Goat Security project

Stake and Rope

Tech satire for the people on call.

A satirical roundtable podcast where five recurring panelists react to real tech news. A burned-out SRE who's stopped being surprised. A legacy sysadmin who's seen this exact thing before, in a previous decade. A paranoid CISO who's measuring the second-order effects. A startup founder who can spin any disaster into a thread. And a retired sysadmin turned goat farmer, sitting in because someone keeps inviting him. New episodes weekly, ~15 minutes each.

Listen on

  • Apple Podcasts
  • Spotify
  • Overcast
  • Pocket Casts
  • RSS

Distribution is being set up. Links will populate when the show is published.

Stake and Rope podcast cover art