Stop being surprised.
Goat Security is the umbrella for a small set of in-house projects. The most visible is the Stake and Rope podcast. We do not currently sell software.
A Goat Security project
Stake and Rope
Tech satire for the people on call.
A satirical roundtable podcast reacting to real tech news. Each week, three of a recurring bench show up: maybe the burned-out SRE who's stopped being surprised, maybe the legacy sysadmin who's seen this before in a previous decade, maybe the paranoid CISO measuring second-order effects, maybe the founder who can spin any disaster into a thread, maybe the DBA who is contemptuous of work but not people. Others rotate in as the story calls for them. The retired sysadmin turned goat farmer sits in regardless.
